All kinds of writing Captain Nasty Scratch II September 2, 2014 Pacificklaus Captain Nasty Scratch insults a seahorse in a rice field and gets lectured on ichthyology. Always looking for new ways of popularizing marine biology. Captain Nasty Scratch insults a seahorse in a rice field and gets lectured on ichthyology. Always looking for new ways of popularizing marine biology. Click to enlarge!