“Peer” review

I am a nice guy. I want to help people out. So, if you are some famous important professor stuck in meetings about toilet doors (I have been to such meetings!), tenure commissions, or plainly bogged down writing grants or doing some industry consulting; And you don’t really have time to review the scientific manuscripts which some editor sent to you: then here is a chart for you to make your work easier. No need to pesk some overwork grad-student of yours with the reviewing work anymore, just follow these few simple steps.