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Get your Pacificklaus Durian Man-Bra!

Modesty is the virtue of our times! Your girlfriends get to wear a burkini, but what about you? Modestly cover your man-boobs with the new and exciting Pacificklaus Durian Man-Bra! No more saggy chest on display when you walk along the beach or change into your wetsuit on the dive boat. Plus, the spikes on the Durian Man-Bra’s surface keep unwanted advances to a minimum.

Manufactured only from quality Durian from the southern Philippines. Supply is limited, order now! Available in sizes C to DDD. The special intro promo price for this exciting fashion item is 149 US$ excl. shipping.

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